Nov 27 2012
Sharting Your Pants
You might be asking yourself, “There’s no way this would ever happen!” But let us tell you a quick true story to change your mind.
Junior year, we’re visiting our buddies at their college. We all absolutely mow some Chipotle before heading out (miserable idea), and start ripping shots and chugging brews. Our buddy ends up getting to the bar, sharting his pants while hammered, and is forced to come home to toss his underwear and shower before coming back to the bar.
It’s pretty disgusting, but the fact that we didn’t even know he ever left until he told us the next day what happened is pretty smooth on his part.
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