Birth Control

We know a ton of friends and family are age who are getting married and having kids, but you know what? F That!

As you can probably guess from our extremely immature (yet true) things we’ve already listed as being thankful for, we’re not exactly in the right state of mind to be having a kid or family right now.

We’re not saying we go out and sling chicks left and right without some awareness, but if we get an urge to do so, at least we can have the chick use a little pill should anything happen to the condom.

Like your Dad always told you, “Wrap your rocket up!” Best advice ever, but always have a backup plan.