Alcohol

Most people are thankful for just the existence of beer, but not us! We’re throwing in every single drop of alcohol out there!

It’s not that we’re alchies, but we’d be lying if we don’t like tossing out all rules and social responsibilities anytime the weekend comes, immediately losing seven years off our life, and reverting back to the 21-year-old college kid we all hope we still have in us.

Oh yeah, it also helps when having sex… what? We last longer!