Titanic

Another flick we’ve never seen, but, come on, we all know the gist of it.

It’s sappy as hell, basically telling the story of a rich, boujis guest (Kate Winslet), slumming it up with a street-rat named Jack, (Leonardo DiCaprio), as the two of them enjoy the ride on the cruise ship.

It’s probably not a shock to here that the only parts we’ve ever seen in this movie are the drawing scene of Winslet naked, and the sex scene in the steamy room. No go forth young man and try living through it to get yours like Jack did!