Nov 15 2012
As we get older, it’s not uncommon for us to take a weekend night off from partying and keep it low key. You know the drill; it’s a Friday night and your girl says she’s worn out from the week, and all she wants to do is pop in a movie and eat a frozen pizza. While the pizza part sounds F’in amazing, we’re a little worried about the choice of movies though.
Since we know she’s been on the rag the past couple days, and got in a fight with her best friend, you know the bombshell’s coming that it’s going to be something sappy for her to let all her emotions out.
Does this sound miserable? Obviously. But if you look past the obvious, you can use this time to take advantage of the situation and end up between her legs 45 minutes into the thing. All you need to do is be patient while watching some of these movies…
We’ve honestly never seen it, but we all know it’s just about every girl’s dream scenario. Girl and guy meet, he tries to woo her by writing her letters, she ignores him until they finally get a chance to reconnect after the dude’s time away at war. She can’t remember anything, but he retells the entire story of their love, yada, yada, yada.
There, we just gave you the damn plot, now try and sit through it until it’s your turn to get some love from your girl.
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