Oct 24 2012
It’s been quite some time since I’ve attended college.Â Â Amazingly over a decade.Â But not a day goes by that I don’t think about the freedom, the ladies, the good times, and the life that I shall never, ever lead again.Â Â It’s the only time in life that I think I’ll think about for the rest of my life at some point each day.
With that said, I was thinking about how little you actually needed at college.Â Â What a great thing that you really just needed yourself on a night out and you were pretty much set.Â Â However, as a male, there are five things I do think you need at all times in college.
Here they are…..
A bottle opener
Never in my life have I felt that owning a bottle opener on my key chain was less cool than now, but back in college it was awesome.Â Â Â Â Hell even in high school you were respected if you could open a bottle at any time of day (as long as you had your keys).Â Â Funny how nowadays I’m actually jealous of bottle opener key chain people because I know that their lives are probably more fun than mine.
I didn’t say a ton of cash.Â I just said cash.Â Â Given the amount of free drink specials and what not, you can probably get by on 20-30 bucks on a given night.Â However, it still looks good if you can buy a girl a drink.Â Even if it means drawing a cup from a pitcher you just spent five bucks on.
You’d be surprised how many dumbasses leave their places without keys.Â Â This may be an obvious one but it’s the truth.Â Just make sure that if you get lucky enough to coerce a girl to come back to your room that you can actually get into your room.
Yes, that kind of protection.Â Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.
A Smart Phone
It’s funny because I’m an old school guy that’s very anti technology from a communication standpoint.Â Â I don’t like the whole smart phone era (despite having one).Â But if there’s one time a smart phone is awesome, it’s college.Â Â Never before could you start a relationship or have a sex prospect simply by having a Facebook account and using text messages.Â Â It makes that whole scene way way easier, and you don’t even have to approach girls in bars anymore.Â Â Pretty awesome if you ask me.
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