Oct 23 2012
No Matter How Hard you Try These Five Things Can Never Look Cool
Sipping from a straw
Again, when it comes to things that are practical a straw is way up there as a means to consume liquid when you don’t want your lips to touch the cup or glass. However, it’s simply impossible to look cool while sipping through a straw. I suppose a woman could look pseudo sexy by draping her mouth all over a straw but I’d never consider it cool.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
False: Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction washing down his Kahuna burger with a tasty beverage that hits the spot. Do not forget the thousand yard stare.
And another one from the Tarantinoverse: Mr. Blonde’s straw sipping in Reservoir Dogs.
There is one cool way to wear a fanny pack, but only if you have the body for it – over one shoulder and under the other, with the strap tightened across your chest and the pouch itself in the small of your back. You’ll look like John Carter of Mars, but if you go with it, that’s not a bad thing.