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Sep 27 2012

I’d Like to Accept the Hong Kong Businessman’s $65M Proposal to Have Some Dude Turn his Daughter Straight

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A Hong Kong billionaire has offered up a staggering, if bizarre, “marriage bounty” to any man who can woo his married lesbian daughter. Business Insider reports that Cecil Chao Sze-tsung publicly announced the $65 million “reward” after hearing that Gigi Chao had eloped with her long-term female partner to France. Deeming reports of his daughter’s same-sex wedding “false,” Chao told the South China Morning Post (via CTV News), “I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted.”

First, let me say that when you see something like this your immediate reaction is that the chick probably looks like Gary Sinise. Second, where do you fill out an application. Not only are we talking $65M here, we’re talking about a chick I don’t think I’d be to upset about making out with. We also shouldn’t ignore the fact your marriage is going to be filled with threesomes. I’m so into this, I just need to find out how to apply.

 

 

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Sep 27 2012

A Collection of Hot Secretaries from the Past

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Nowadays you’d probably get reamed just for using the word secretary.  If you’re not saying assistant then you’re probably assumed to be a sexual deviant.   But I tell you man.  I miss the good ol’ days.  The days when flight attendants weren’t flight attendants.  They were stewardesses and they were hot.

Same goes for personal secretaries.   “Um Terry?  Could you get that book off the shelf for me?”  And then the boss would pinch Terry’s ass.   Weren’t those the good times?  I would say yes.  So in honor of this, here are some lovely photos of secretary cuties of the past…..

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Sep 27 2012

Five Movie Franchises That Would Make Great Cartoon Shows

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About a month ago I came across an article that really disturbed me.   It mentioned the possibility of a show called “Beverly Hills Cops” that centered around the son of Axel Foley and how he would be going after super rich criminals out on the West Coast.   I mean to even dream of turning that movie into a show is a complete crime.  And to see that Eddie Murphy is behind the creation of this show made it even worse.

I feel like movies turned into TV shows usually wind up sucking so why even bother?  Cartoons on the other hand?  I think that certain types of movies can have a much easier transition into a cartoon.  Usually anything comic related will work (though usually there was already a cartoon).

And then when you talk “fantasy” that could work easily too.  Here are five movie franchises that I think would make great cartoons….

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Sep 27 2012

Thursday’s Throwdown: Arianny Celeste Starts It, Supreme Court Decisions, and A Ref Gets Drilled

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Arianny Celeste was born to be a model. She was raised in the city of sin and home of the UFC, Las Vegas. She even attended UNLV and majored in fitness management and nutrition.  She has been slowly working her way into the position she stands today, on top. She is one of the most widely-known fitness models and one of the faces of the UFC. Her name alone garners attention.

The Throwdown

Some of the most terrifying supreme court decisions ever – [Cracked]

A ref gets drilled by a high school quarterback – [Unathletic]

One of Kate Upton’s first runway shows – [Bromygod]

Sexy celebrities like to show it off here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

When I need a sports fix this is where I usually go – [Yardbarker]

Since when does Nicole Richie look this good? – [Cityrag]

Memorable lines from Books Illustrated – [Nedhardy]

Jessica Jane Clement is a sultry lady that we like – [Funtasticus]

Alizee Jacotey is probably my favorite singer in the world – [Gunaxin]

A hilarious bad lip reading of Twilight – [Brosome]

Check out the latest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

The best top 100 lists and how to make them better – [The Smoking Jacket]

Seven words we can’t use anymore thanks to the internet – [Holytaco]

This is how people watch movies in India – [Don Chavez]

Here’s proof that the internet never lies – [Izismile]

Some of the funniest elevator notes you’ll read – [Oddee]

We love ladies that we’re afraid of – [The Chive]

Automatic cocktail machine great for any bachelor pad – [COED Magazine]

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Sep 26 2012

Party Girl Misha Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

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Misha is one of those girls that you’ll see in Vegas and you won’t think she’s real.   She just parties her ass off and you have no idea how she makes money or even look the way she does.  But still, you recognize her beauty and are frustrated by it.   At least that’s how I feel.

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Sep 26 2012

12 Pictures of Dopey Referees

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We’re sure you’ve all seen it by now, but a certain NFL football game is getting some heat over a not-so difficult call from a Hail Mary pass last night. And since we were at the game and saw the damn thing firsthand, we just had to rant a little bit over the guys in the zebra shirts.

Since being a ref can be pretty difficult, you’ve got to feel for the guys. But that doesn’t mean we still can’t have some fun by giving you the dopiest looking refs we could find. Just hope none of these guys show up at the next game you go to, ’cause it probably won’t end too great for either team.

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Sep 26 2012

She’s Uncoachable: We Want to Bring Ilary Blasi Home

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When you’re as hot as Ilary Blasi is, you can do and wear anything you want. So when we got word of some candid pics of her strutting around on the beach in some tropical place somewhere, we naturally wanted to check them out. And since it’s what we’re accustomed to seeing her wear, we must admit that Ilary didn’t disappoint one bit.

We wonder what it’s like to be as sexy as Ilary? The fact that someone wants to take your pic even when you’re running around laughing at God knows what… you know you hold a guy’s heart when that happens.

Catch more pics of Ilary Blasi after the jump…

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Sep 26 2012

If You Had to be One-Head of This Two-Headed Snake; Which Head Would You Pick?

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It sounds like something out of science fiction, but for a family in Greenwood County, South Carolina, this two-headed snake is real, and really fascinating. The most bizarre thing about this creature: The heads aren’t side by side. The snake has one head on each end of its slender, slithery body, and both heads seem able to control it. Two heads. Two tongues. Four eyes. That’ll keep you up at night. Workers found the smallish snake with the freakish look near the home of Savanna Logan and her brother Preston, and handed it over to them. The two have been showing it to their classmates, according to Fox 8 News.

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s a two-headed snake. Yeah, we’ve seen two-headed animals before, but we’ve never seen a two-headed animal with one head where your ass should be. This fascinates me. Do you give the guy two names? Which head has the pleasure of being the eating side, and which head gets to crap out of it’s mouth. Somedays I hate my life…. Then I realize I could be the ass-end of a two-headed snake and I feel good again.

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Sep 26 2012

Things To Do While Delayed At An Airport

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It’s one of the most miserable feelings in the world – Being stranded in an airport. Sure, you’ve been up since five in the morning, and just got that eight o’clock flight delayed, but instead of just sitting around, get after it.

Are we writing this article because we’re actually delayed in an airport? Obviously. So while we sit here and work, we’re really upset we can’t do some of the things we’d rather be doing.

So besides being pissed off at everyone who’s giving zero answers at the Help Desk, or cussing out other passengers who are asking way too many questions about why they aren’t on a flight, you can actually find some sh*t to do to waste time. And though you’re a little restricted on where to go or what to do, it doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun.

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Sep 26 2012

I Throughly Enjoy Spanish Soccer Fans

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

It’s pretty much a given that I may never visit Spain.  Honestly I think that will be a tragedy in my life.  It’s just not cool of me to keep avoiding Europe like this.   But alas I have new found reason to get my ass off the toilet and get on over to Spain.  It’s not the running of the bulls.  It’s not Barcelona.  It’s the soccer fans.

Of course!  Check out the ladies after the jump….

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