Sep 27 2012
I’d Like to Accept the Hong Kong Businessman’s $65M Proposal to Have Some Dude Turn his Daughter Straight
A Hong Kong billionaire has offered up a staggering, if bizarre, “marriage bounty” to any man who can woo his married lesbian daughter. Business Insider reports that Cecil Chao Sze-tsung publicly announced the $65 million “reward” after hearing that Gigi Chao had eloped with her long-term female partner to France. Deeming reports of his daughter’s same-sex wedding “false,” Chao told the South China Morning Post (via CTV News), “I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted.”
First, let me say that when you see something like this your immediate reaction is that the chick probably looks like Gary Sinise. Second, where do you fill out an application. Not only are we talking $65M here, we’re talking about a chick I don’t think I’d be to upset about making out with. We also shouldn’t ignore the fact your marriage is going to be filled with threesomes. I’m so into this, I just need to find out how to apply.
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