Sep 26 2012
It sounds like something out of science fiction, but for a family in Greenwood County, South Carolina, this two-headed snake is real, and really fascinating. The most bizarre thing about this creature: The heads aren’t side by side. The snake has one head on each end of its slender, slithery body, and both heads seem able to control it. Two heads. Two tongues. Four eyes. That’ll keep you up at night. Workers found the smallish snake with the freakish look near the home of Savanna Logan and her brother Preston, and handed it over to them. The two have been showing it to their classmates, according to Fox 8 News.
For those of you keeping score at home, that’s a two-headed snake. Yeah, we’ve seen two-headed animals before, but we’ve never seen a two-headed animal with one head where your ass should be. This fascinates me. Do you give the guy two names? Which head has the pleasure of being the eating side, and which head gets to crap out of it’s mouth. Somedays I hate my life…. Then I realize I could be the ass-end of a two-headed snake and I feel good again.
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