Sep 18 2012
Two-time Olympic gold medalist Shaun White, 26, has been charged with vandalism and public intoxication. The Metropolitan Nashville Police Department said in a release that officers arrived at the Loews Vanderbilt Hotel, where White was a guest, at 2 a.m. Sunday morning “regarding an intoxicated man, reportedly White, who allegedly pulled a fire alarm at the hotel which caused the evacuation of all guests.” An employee also said he saw White destroy a hotel phone, police said. According to police, White then tried to leave the hotel, first by cab, which was prevented by someone telling the cab driver he was calling the police. After White heard that, he allegedly kicked the person and fled on foot, according to police. Nashville police added that the person he kicked then chased White until White fell backward and struck his head against a fence.
Haha awesome Shaun White, awesome. The ending to this story is the best. He was running from the law, fell, and then hit his head on a fence. What a badass. We’ve all been obliterated in our lives. We’ve all been hammered beyond reasonable doubt. I can’t ever say I was drunk enough to think something like this would have been fun. Like what Shaun, did you need attention or something? Remember when Shaun was rumored to dating Bar Refaeli. I seriously lost sleep over that.
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