Sep 14 2012
Before Sunday’s game against the Washington Redskins, the St. Louis Rams will hand out fake Jeff Fisher mustaches to fans in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record. The St. Louis Post Dispatch reports the team has filed paperwork with Guinness in order to best the world record of 227 people wearing fake mustaches at the same time. Given that it’s the season opener and Robert Griffin III will be in town, St. Louis, the 31st-ranked team in NFL attendance last season, will theoretically have enough fans in attendance to break the mark.
What a cool marketing idea! USA Today taking a shot at the Ramsies and their attendance problems! Problem solved. Go for the Guiness World Record in fake mustache wearing. This leads me to my next point; how many GuinessÂ World Records are there? There’s a bazillion. I’m pretty sure every human being in the world can set a Guiness World Record. Take yesterday for me for example: I’m pretty sure I set the Guiness World Record for the size of a dump between the hours of 5 am and 6 am.. Holler!
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