Sep 11 2012
Chad Johnson is Turning into ‘That Chump’ That Can’t Get Over Being Dumped
Lozada filed for divorce three days after Chad was arrested for allegedly head-butting her in the forehead, but according to a report from TMZ, Johnson is unwilling to grant it to her. TMZ says Johnson won’t sign divorce papers or work on a divorce settlement because he doesn’t want one. But that may not matter. According to Florida law, a judge may be able to grant a divorce regardless of Chad’s wishes. Chad has been talking on Twitter like their marriage isn’t over, and he even supposedly got a tattoo of Lozada on his leg after their violence incident to show his commitment to her.
I realize we’ve all been in the situation where we’ve been dumped before. It’s excruciating. You just can’t seem to shake it. Happened to me when I was a sophomore in high school. I still can’t sit down to masturbate without the chick running through my mind. May have f’ed me for life. I feel like Chad’s going through the same thing. The difference is; I concealed the fact I was a huge pu$$y from the public. Chad needs to start doing the same. This dude is on a wicked downward spiral.
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just a fyi. never get married in FL. divorce laws are made to screw guys.