Sep 10 2012
A Chinese mother of identical quadruplets has taken an unusual step to help people avoid confusing her children with one another: giving them numerically shaped haircuts. “My sons are identical, even to me,” their mother, Tan Chaoyun, told the Chinese language paper News Now. “Even now, their father can’t tell which one is which.” However, Chaoyun says the unusual haircuts were done mostly to help the teachers and fellow students identify their six-year-old children. Teachers at the school reportedly told the paper that the numerical haircuts have had a positive effect. And the helpful haircuts could bring a little fairness to parental discipline administered by that confused father back at home.
Haha I’m so torn on this one I don’t even know where to start. Seriously, what the hell do you do if your the parents here? You can’t put bracelets on them or give them tattoos. They can’t wear different shirts every day. I mean these tactics really aren’t feasible. I think you have no other choice, but to shave their heads. The problem is in numerical identification. I can see the dad coming home from a long day at work going; “Damnit, who the f$ck is number 3″. I guess the bottom line is you can’t hate on the move, the situation is just unfavorable.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff