Sep 05 2012
The roasted chickens had an unusual stuffing — $150,000 worth of cocaine, according to Nigerian police. A Nigerian mechanic who struggled in Brazil for more than six years had hoped the drugs would buy him a life of luxury in his native land, Nigerian authorities said Monday. “This was like a retirement plan for him,” said Mitchell Ofoyeju, spokesman for the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency. The accused was arrested over the weekend at the airport in Lagos after he came in from Sao Paulo with 2.6 kilograms (5.7 pounds) of cocaine, Ofoyeju said. Photos from the agency showed egg-shaped packages wrapped in gold aluminum foil and tucked into the browned chickens.
This guy has crazy heart. I’ll give him that. He lacks intelligence, but man does this guy have heart. I guess the question is how does a struggling mechanic get $150,000 of cocaine? Let’s get back to that one. More importantly, let’s analyze what you cannot and shouldn’t smuggle on a plane – weapons, bombs, people, and food. Food! You have to realize that food is right underneath bombs thus there is an obvious flaw in this guy’s scientific method. Crazy heart though….
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