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Aug 29 2012

Taiwan Wants Men to Sit Down to Pee or ELSE!

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Is it an unnecessary form of emasculation or a reasonable expectation of men in the modern age? The minister of Taiwan’s Environmental Protection Administration (EPA) has said that men should sit down when urinating. The BBC reports that Stephen Shen has stirred debate online by suggesting the change in bathroom habits would lean to a cleaner environment. Shen has instructed local governments to put up notices in public restrooms “advising” men to sit when using the toilet.

In June, Sweden’s Left Party put forward a motion requiring men to sit down when using the toilet. Along with improved public hygienic standards, the Left Party cited research that it claims shows men “empty their bladders more effectively” when sitting down.

Why am I not surprised that the article notes that 30% of men in Japan sit while peeing? I had no idea this was a growing trend. If Japan and China go all in on sitting down to pee it’s only a matter of time before we’re all sitting down to pee. Thus negating having a penis as BIGGEST ADVANTAGE of ALL-TIME in the history of the world. Note: from the look of this picture the Japanese are so advanced they don’t even have to take their pants down to sit down and pee. Wild.

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Aug 29 2012

Why Madden Release Day Should be a National Holiday

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Excuse us for bothering you, but we just wanted to thank you for still coming to our website today, considering it’s the day after Madden ’13 came out, and you’ve been downing Mountain Dew’s just to stay awake in hopes of mastering it before anyone else.

Since you’re spending hours trying to be the next “Madden Nation” star, trying your hand at winning some serious bucks for the greatest video game ever created – sorry Tecmo Bowl – we wanted to have you join us in petitioning whoever the hell will listen to have Madden’s release date become it’s own designated holiday. Let’s face it, no one’s really doing or thinking about doing work once this little plastic disc hits shelves, so why should anyone even try to disguise it? Exactly, they shouldn’t.

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Aug 29 2012

Mug Shots That are Actually Pretty Hot

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

It’s not that easy to look good when you’re arrested.   I mean you’ve been through a ton.  The police bring you in, process you, get you out there in that crappy light.   You’ve probably been in a smelly car for a while, are sweaty and frankly feel awful because you’re about to be in jail.

The last think you think about is looking good for a mugshot.  However, there are those faces that light up a camera no matter what.

Here are some pretty hot mugshots for your review…..

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Aug 29 2012

5 Realizations About Yourself when You First Have a Child

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Didn’t I just mention yesterday how I wouldn’t be doing too many daddy articles?  Well too bad.  If that’s all I conjure up right now then that’s what I’m going to have to write about.  Besides, I feel like many of you men out there are my age and dealing with the same crap I am so whatever.

Besides, how often in your lives do you have a life changing event that really shows you what you’re made of?  As far as life itself I think I’ve got it figured it out.   In my opinion we have 5 lives.  The life from 0-18, 18-22, 22 until marriage, marriage until children, and then becoming grandparents.  Basically it’s childhood, high school, college, marriage, becoming a parent, and then grandparent.   When each one ends, a new one begins and it’s as if you’re living a whole new life while the old one is retired.

And here are five things you realize once you hit the parenting stage…..

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Aug 29 2012

Wednesday’s Wash: Hometown Hotties Start It, Scientists are Perverts, and A Great Quote

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To this day it amazes me how many hot girls are out there who date some of the worst guys imaginable.   When I let it get to me I realize how sick and twisted a world it is.   But then I rejoice in the fact that most of these girls are probably really annoying themselves.   But that thought doesn’t last long.  They’re too attractive.

The Wash

Seven studies that proved that scientists are perverts – [Cracked]

A fantastic quote from Olympian Oscar Pistorious – [Unathletic]

These guys have great taste in women – [Extramustard]

Joanna Krupa loves to wear small bikinis – [Pickmeupnews]

Where I go for my dose of sexy celebrities – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Minka Kelly embarrasses her less than hot friend – [Moejackson]

I never realized how skinny AnnaLynne McCord was – [Celebslam]

There is no country for old bond villains – [Heyman Hustle]

Funny pictures of people doing stuff to statues – [Don Chavez]

Some of the best NBA nut shots you’ll see today – [Gunaxin]

If I need sports then I have to go here – [Yardbarker]

Cintia Dicker wearing swimwear just isn’t fair – [Brosome]

Jessica Biel has had herself many magazine covers – [Cityrag]

Four drunk stories that everyone has – [Holytaco]

Check out the latest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

Eight of the most disturbing diets around right now – [Oddee]

The ideal dream scenario for most gamers – [Izismile]

Twenty five important life lessons you must learn – [Nedhardy]

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Aug 28 2012

Hotties in the Wild Lead the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

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Does anyone remember the days where you’d see females like this on a nightly basis?  Lately my nights are filled with changing diapers and having feces on my face.   I tell ya life ain’t what it used to be.  Funny thing is I like it better now.  At least I keep telling myself that.

The Portfolio

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Aug 28 2012

12 Completely Random Craigslist Postings

Published by under Pictures

So we posted a collection of weird eBay items awhile ago, thinking that they were the most outrageous things people could get rid of. Needless to say, while helping our buddy look for a new gig, we came across some crazy stuff on Craigslist that may have outdone even those random pieces of crap. How can people seriously have this kind of stuff just laying around the house?

We’ve always been warned to trust anything and everything on auction sites – and these posts all but defend that theory.

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Aug 28 2012

She’s Uncoachable: Gianne Albertoni is a Dream Comes True

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Let’s just call Gianne Albertoni what she is: A very fine piece of booty that we can never have too much of. That’s typically the easiest way to describe one of the sexiest blondes we’ve ever seen before. As a matter of fact, if it were up to us, we’d toss some chocolate syrup on her, have her roll around in sprinkles, and… okay, okay, we’re a little bit ahead of ourselves.

But don’t act like you didn’t think the exact same thing. Just look at her curves and tell us how you’d be able to resist thinking about all the naughty things you’d do with her. Told you it’s easy to get a little carried away.

Check out more of Gianne Albertoni after the jump…

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Aug 28 2012

What We Feared is True: Smoking Pot in Teen Years Lowers IQ Later in Life

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Teens who smoke marijuana see their IQs drop as adults, and deficits persist even after quitting, according to a new study. “The findings are consistent with speculation that cannabis use in adolescence, when the brain is undergoing critical development, may have neurotoxic effects,” study researcher Madeline Meier of Duke University said in a statement. The study followed 1,037 New Zealand children for 25 years. Subjects took IQ tests at age 13, before any of them had smoked marijuana, and again at age 38. Throughout the study, participants also answered several surveys about their drug use. Roughly 5 percent of the participants started using marijuana as teenagers. Those who smoked marijuana at least four times a week and used marijuana throughout their life saw their IQ drop an average of 8 points, the equivalent of going from an A to a B student. The drop was not explained by other drug use, years of education, schizophrenia or using marijuana in the day before the test.

I saw this one coming a mile away…. I can’t help but think about the things I could be doing right now if I had those brain cells. I f$cked myself, and for what – a couple nights of fun and handjobs in high school? F$ck – I’d be Bill Gates right now if it wasn’t for weed.

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Aug 28 2012

The Worst Things About Sleeping on An Airplane

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It’s one of the most uncomfortable positions anyone can be in. Sitting on a 6:30 morning flight, a little bit hungover from the night prior, and knowing that you’ve got to roll into work once the plane actually touches ground; you’re sleepy as all hell. Go ahead and give into the temptation, let those eyelids slip down, and dose off for an hour or so.

Problem is, you won’t be getting much sleep at all. It’ll be the absolute worst decision you can make – yes, even worse than chugging that bottle of tequila in college. Here’s why your carry on should consist of something extremely distracting and entertaining, because a good (or bad) Netflix movie is a hell of a lot better than wasting a couple hours bobbing your head up and down.

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