Props to these baseball players for growing up with a name that had a very close resemblance to something sexual. Personally, we’re not sure how we’d react to that. It’d probably start out fine, than kids got older and knew what the hell a “Dick” was, and it got a little worse, but by high school, you’d think it’d just be a laughing matter.

And since baseball cards are able to remind us just about how wonderfully perfect some names can be, we wanted to throw you some of baseball’s best. So go get your Beckett out and see what these cards are worth these days!