Aug 27 2012
We now live in a world where Snooki is someone’s mother. The “Jersey Shore” store popped out a baby boy at around 3:00 AM Sunday at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ. A rep for Snooki released a statement, saying, “The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!” A rep for MTV shared in the excitement, saying, “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.”
Here we go.. The first step in the world takeover of these people. I feel bad sh%tting on the baby, but dude this is one chick that should not be allowed to recreate. Just wait – Lorenzo Dominic is going to be looking for DTF chicks in Seaside Heights at the age of 9. Unfortunately, his mom will be three feet from him at the bar with her crotch hanging out.
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