Here’s the thing.  I’m probably the last person in the world who would ever order a bride from another country.   But let’s face it.  Let’s say you have zero prospects for marriage.  You really want a hot wife.  And let’s say you get to choose your wife from a photo and she’ll be yours with the help of you getting a green card.   I mean is that so horrible?

I’m being 100% honest here in saying “who knows?”  But you never know.  That’s the point.  Sure you’re rolling the dice but can’t you get a divorce if it doesn’t work out?  I simply don’t know all the ramifications of mail order brides but so have an already amazing looking woman packaged up and ready to go just doesn’t seem like a horrible idea.

Especially if they look like this…..

I don’t know man, this seems pretty tempting.  More Russian brides below…