. Lisa Vanderpump says Prince Harry Has Small Package |

Aug 23 2012

Some Chick from the Real Housewives Wasn’t Feeling Prince Harry’s Naked Vegas Party

Published by at 10:00 am under News

Prince Harry’s package is so small  he shouldn’t be allowed to call himself a prince at all, this according to British “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa was out in Beverly Hills earlier today when we asked if she’s seen the pictures,  and she must have been living under a rock the last 12 hours because she hadn’t. So our camera guy showed them to her on his phone — and Lisa replied, “I need a magnifying glass to see that! Hold on, let me get my glasses.” Once she got a good look, Lisa handed the phone back in disbelief, saying, “That’s not a ROYAL penis!”

For those of you who haven’t seen the pictures you can click here

First, Lisa… I don’t think Prince Harry would  bang you with my d#ck.. You’re gross. Second, big or little penis there are a bunch of dudes in the United States who would switch places with this dude in a heartbeat. With all that said, bro – you’re royalty, and you have a small wang — keep it a mystery.





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