Aug 17 2012
To this day I am still dumbfounded that there are people out there that actually like cats over dogs.Â Â It’s not that I don’t have respect for these people.Â It’s not even that I dislike them because in general I probably don’t.Â Â It’s just that I feel like these people are so unbelievably different from me that it would be hard for me to relate to them.
I just don’t get it.Â Â How is a cat in any way better than a dog?Â And you know something?Â I don’t have any irrefutable evidence suggesting that dogs are better but come on!Â Â Dogs are better than cats.Â It’s just a fact isn’t it?Â Isn’t it?
Anyway, I thought I’d come up with a list of assumptions I make about cat people.Â Enjoy it after the jump….
More likely to be Vegans
Doesn’t it just seem more likely?Â I mean come on.Â Â Dog lovers definitely like to eat steak.Â Cat lovers have to be more salad type people.
They love coffee shop music
I don’t even know what coffee shop music is.Â I think it’s that Jack Johnson bohemian type of style.Â Nothing wrong with it.Â I just think a cat love would like it more.
They are very into running and running outfits
I don’t know if cat loving and running are synonymous with each other but I feel like a cat lover runs for distance.Â A dog lover runs hard with their dog and does it rough.Â Â Does that many any sense?
They seem more likely to be bumper sticker people
I rarely see dog lovers with bumper stickers saying how much they love their dogs.Â I mean I do on occasion but you’re more likely to see a cat person have one of these.
Would own T Shirts of their own cats
I know this because I’m well aware of the insane cat sites out there and how much money they pull in from merchandise.
More likely to put animals ahead of people
You know the types that treat their animals than they treat you?Â Dog and cat lovers are guilty of this but cat lovers more so.
Taste in television is way worse
I have no idea what cat lovers watch but it just can’t be the same stuff that I do.
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