Aug 07 2012
You will understand this nonsense from the explanation behind why Los Angeles DJ David “Tattoo” Gonzalez (get it?) has that inked on his dome. From Los Angeles Weekly:
[The] tattoo across his forehead truly seals his gonzo credentials. Removing his Raiders cap, he displays it, sprawled in oddly formal cursive: “I Slept With Shaq.” He got the ink during a contest for Lakers NBA Finals tickets in 2001, a challenge presented by Power morning-show DJ Big Boy. Gonzalez showed the handiwork to Shaq — who was impressed — and Big Boy soon gave him a job at the station.
Perhaps I would get this tattoo for a million bucks. Maybe $500,000, but that would seriously take a lot of thinking. Nonetheless, this is certainly not worth anything in terms of “gonzo” credentials. This is just stupid.
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