They stink. They’re usually drunk. They’re annoying as all hell. Say what you want about homeless people, but they can be pretty clever – which actually leads us to reach in our pockets and hand them our hard earned money. Does that make us suckers? Probably a little bit, but when you realize they’re sleeping in a pool of their own urine, it’s cool.

While we may not be able to help them all, we can make them pretty famous on the internet! If you see these guys, hopefully their wittiness is enough to get a quarter out of you… or at least a dime.