Jul 17 2012
Following Team USA’s 80-69 win over Brazil on Monday night, President Obama called Kobe Bryant a “competitor” and said he expects “a little trash-talking whenever the opportunity arises” for the Los Angeles Lakers guard. Turns out, the President was right on the money. After Obama was dealt a small dose of rejection when First Lady Michelle Obama turned him down on a kiss cam, Bryant took a shot at Obama. “PDA is not for everybody, you know what I mean,” Bryant said. Then he backpedaled a bit. “But he makes the important decisions, so it’s all good.”
This confirms what we all believed to be true for some time now… Michelle Obama wears the pants in that relationship. Hell, she may even be running this country, which isn’t a bad thing. Kobe better be careful though. He could ‘disappear’ if he keeps talking sh$t on the President. He’ll be shoveling sh%t in Siberia this time next year, and there aren’t any young willing and able women up there my dude. Poor Obama the kiss cam could be the worst fuggin’ invention in the history of mankind. I fully expect to see him ripped for this on Romney’s next campaign commercial.
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