Jul 06 2012
Police say they followed a trail of potato chips to catch a southwestern Pennsylvania burglary suspect. Washington police say 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles was arrested early Thursday after he allegedly broke into a Subway restaurant and stole several bags of snacks. Investigators say Sickles broke a glass door before trying to open the cash register. They say he made off with nine bags of chips after he couldn’t get to the cash. Officers say they followed a trail of chip bags to Sickles, who had a bloody hand and foot when he was taken into custody. Sickles is being held at the Washington County Prison on $30,000 bail. Online court records don’t list an attorney for him.
Classic Benjamin Sickles. You couldn’t write this one up any better. Benny Sickles breaks into a Subway then leaves a paper trail, I mean potato chip trail so the cops can find him. Nine fuggin’ bags of potato chips and now he’s got $30,000 bail. Dude, Benny Sicks – come on, man! You’re better than that.
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