We all know the saying, “there’s no place like home,” but wouldn’t it be great if your home was actually on a body of water? It’d give you some killer swag, and let you talk some serious game. There’s a strange suspicion that we’d be getting drunk as a sailor, and singing “I’m On A Boat” a hell of a lot!

Aside from our lame nights on a boat each night, there’s no denying that owning a houseboat is super cool. If you’re going to try and score one, you might want to steal some ideas from these floating homesteads.