Click on the photo for more of Jessica Jane Clement

I have to admit this.  I’m starting to get really jealous of people who make a living simply looking the way they do.  I mean come on man.  This chick just sits in a bikini by a pool and makes money?  Is there an easier way?  I doubt it.   Yeah she’s hot and all but I have to vent at some point about this.

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Bill Cosby got us hooked on Jello-O back in the day, and we couldn’t thank him enough for it. Not only does it taste good as hell, but thanks to this little snack, we can literally chow on the sugary goodness anytime we want… not to mention adding a little alcohol and getting a little weird.

We want to celebrate the ridiculousness that we can make with this great snack, and show-off why it’s the best thing around. Our Uncle Joel’s known for his Jell-O at every family function, so we kind of hope he’ll try one of these molds out. ‘Cause let’s face it, there’s always room for Jello-O!

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Look, we love sports, so when we found out about Croatian basketballer Antonija Misura, we admit that we fell in love with women’s hoops more than the average dude. Who cares that she’d be able to dunk on us, or that our masculinity would be damaged if we ever challenged her in a game of H-O-R-S-E, we’d be pretty pumped if we had her in the sack, so that’s all that matters.

Now we’re all about the Olympics and cheering on the U, S of A, but we secretly have a soft spot for Croatia to go pretty far. We’re sure everyone agrees that the more we see of Antonija, the better.

Catch more of Antonija Misura after the jump…

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The directors — yes plural — of the much buzzed about, epic film “Cloud Atlas” have posted a video explaining how their ginormous cinematic production came together. “The movie is hard to sell,” explains one of the film’s three directors Lana Wachowski (formerly Larry Wachowski). Based on the award-winning book of the same name, the juxtaposed storylines depicted in “Cloud Atlas” seemed to require its three helmers: Tom Tykwer (“Run Lola Run“), Andy Wachowski and his now-sister Lana Wachowski (both wrote and directed “The Matrix” franchise). Formerly known as the “Wachowski Brothers,” half-comprised of Larry Wachowski — Larry is now Lana. Lana has been “quietly transitioning genders” over the past decade, according to the L.A. Times. Rumors around Lana Wachowski’s sexuality and gender identity have been swirling for nearly a decade. According to reports, she has undergone gender reassignment surgery and has identified herself as “Lana” — in varying frequency — for quite some time.

I’m really hoping that the picture above isn’t really the actual gender reassignment. The good news is the guy or girl still rocked the ‘Matrix’ like it isn’t sh$t. Imagine if she produced the ‘Matrix’ as a she – it certainly wouldn’t be as badass.. Cheers to gender reassignment.

Everyone has a favorite movie. But an all-time comedy is something completely different. It’s the one movie that no matter what the day throws your way, you can toss it in the DVD player, and literally watch it over and over – while quoting the entire damn thing. There’s just certain days you need a good comedy to forget the day… which just so happened was us last night.

There are the perverted comedies, while some like the stoner hilarity. While others just keep it simple and stick with slapstick humor. We tend to think the best ones are a mix of all three genres. Regradless of your desired flavor, it needs to make you laugh your ass off. Here are the ones that do the best at it.

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I officially have no idea how to spell blonde.   And I’m just going to use the “e” from now on because that’s what everyone else seems to do.   Whatever.   In any event, it’s no secret that I’m a brunette kind of a guy.  However, give the right circumstances it’s very easy for me to change my tune.

Namely when you’re this beautiful and have a body that is this good, it’s quite simple to make the transformation.  I may not know any of these women but they’ve definitely turned me to the blonde side…for now.

Pictures after the jump….

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I feel bad because there are some people who I look at and I just think to myself “there’s no way that person smells good.”   And it’s not like it’s just some obese person or stereotypical thing where I saw that a person just ran a marathon and then jumped into a pile of mud either.

It’s just a feeling I get.   Just some crazy feeling that I suspect others get as well.   It’s kind of like when you see a person and think to yourself “man that guy can take a massive dump.”  You don’t really know if he can, but you’re pretty sure about yourself.

So anyway, here are so clues that would lead me to the conclusion that a person smelled bad without me actually smelling them….

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Click on the photo for more of Kate Upton in GQ

I’m pretty sure it’s official that Kate Upton is the number one model in the US right now.  I hesitate to say world because I just don’t know.   But come on.  This girl is everywhere.   The real question I have is what lucky guy out there gets to spend nights with this blonde?  Who knows…

The Tips

Useless money tips that people were paid to write – [Cracked]

Are they good or bad for professional sports? – [Unathletic]

Leah Francis came out of nowhere to put me in love – [The Smoking Jacket]

This is where I go for sexy celebrity women – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

I can never get enough of Arianny Celeste – [Heyman Hustle]

Aubrey O’Day is less famous than her cleavage is – [Pickmeupnews]

An awesome gallery of females wearing tighty whities – [Maxim]

Check out this super bike leader who celebrates early – [Brosome]

Don’t forget how sexy Jessica Simpson used to be – [Cityrag]

Pictures of puppies that will surely make your day – [Nedhardy]

24 girls that are drop dead gorgeous – [DJ Mick]

A letter to the makers of one ply toilet paper – [Holytaco]

Check out the latest featured model Inessa – [Bullz-Eye]

The 100 worst athletes in pro sports history – [Bleacher Report]

Sand-eating faceplants are pretty funny – [Gunaxin]

Twelve of the most extreme scalp tattoos on women – [Oddee]

20 movies that shouldn’t have been in 3D – [Ego TV]

Click on the photo for more of Sasha Cohen

Since the Olympics are underway we figured the topic of hot Olympic athletes is obviously something being talked about.   But I wanted to bring one out from the shelf.   Remember Sasha Cohen?  She’s a figure skater and has no issues with posting great pics on Twitter.  Thanks Sasha!

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Advertising on billboards has kind of taken a backset to all the social media marketing techniques that have been going on these days. But just because it’s not as popular as it once was, doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate the finest that billboards have to offer.

Regardless of how big companies, small motels, or even ex-wives get their point across, the ones that show-up on the side of a highway can sometimes be the most clever.

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