Chuck Norris doesn’t think that homosexuals have any place in the Boy Scouts of America and says that recent whispers calling to topple the “century-old policy” keeping them out are completely un-American.

It gets better. According to TMZ, Norris seems to think that President Obama is the source of his troubles on this front. In a column contributed to AmmoLand.com titled “Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?” Norris, a Republican activist, criticizes a recent announcement by BSA official James Turley regarding the status of homosexuals within the BSA. Turley, also global chairman and CEO of the accounting firm Ernst & Young, recently said he “will work from within to seek a change” in order to allow gay scouts and gay scout leaders.

Alright, let’s just put this out on the table for good here… Who the and What the f$ck is Chuck Norris? Why does anyone give a rat’s f#ck about this guy? He’s a complete tool. “Oh bro, Chuck Norris is a bad ass ninja.” “Chuck Norris rules” I get that it’s all a big joke, but IMO Chuck Norris isn’t even joke worthy bro. Ok Chuck, let’s pretend that picture above isn’t gay as f$ck.

What’s with some celebs these days? It’s like they know exactly what pisses us off, rubs us the wrong way, or what it takes to be the ultimate tool. It’s like that annoying girlfriend that you just can’t seem to ditch.

While it’s true not all famous people belittle themselves to such behavior, there’s certain ones that we don’t even think twice about when considering who we’d punch in the face if given the chance.

It’s bad enough they use their popularity to benefit their bank account, even when they’re a no talent ass-clown, but it’s worse that people (including us) write about them on a daily basis.

Since we wouldn’t mind these people falling off the face of the earth, here are five celebs we never want to catch ourselves writing about – or hear anyone else speak of again.

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I’ll be the first person to admit that I can’t stand the beach.  It’s funny because I absolutely love looking at the beach.   I just can’t stand the sand.   Plus I’m not a big fan of swimming in the ocean.  I feel that it’s a little nasty.   There’s just this salty film and then you get all sandy.    Then after you get sandy, so does your towel.  Frankly I just find it to be a pain in the ass.

Ideally I love a nice pool that overlooks the ocean.  That to me is the ideal scenario.  However, when you get women like the ones I’m posting today at a beach, that’s when you have to suck it up and say “this is worth it.”  And believe me, these girls make it worth it.

Check out some nice beach girls after the jump….

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Since the onset of my mentality that I’m going to be a father I’ve been doing a ton of reflecting on life in general.  In particular I’ve been thinking about my youth.   Granted we all have problems at any age, but for most of us, even in bad conditions our youth is generally remembered as a fairly happy time.   And that’s because whether you’re rich or poor, as a young person most of us don’t have to pay for things or worry about real life responsibilities.

It’s during your youth, and only your youth where you have this kind of a life.  I mean unless you’re a trust fund baby, the times when you are a kid are the most care free and least responsible.   Speaking of which, there are five things in particular that had its advantages as a child that just don’t feel nearly as special as an adult.

Check out my picks after the jump….

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Click on the photo for the hottest Euro WAGs of 2012

Fans from all over Europe were ripping and roaring from all over the stadium.  The Euro 2012 was truly  a one-of-a-kind event.  Not only were tons of countries be represented but the best players in the world were also in attendance. As were their WAGs.  So yeah, it was solid.

The Wash

The most adorable stories that came from wars – [Cracked]

Milwaukee Mustang girls were fantastic at their home opener – [Unathletic]

This is where I go for celebrity hotties – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Miss Universe of 2011 likes to show off her skills – [Pickmeupnews]

It’s a shame the bunnies are leaving Las Vegas – [Bull-Eye]

Ten spy cams that you’ll be interested in seeing – [Echomon]

The most terrible foods someone will bring to your home – [Holytaco]

Why would you have an ATM in your kitchen? – [Don Chavez]

Bookworms should have this furniture in their homes – [Nedhardy]

Miranda Kerr always makes my day a little brighter – [Heyman Hustle]

Sixteen of the best celebrity photobombs – [Cityrag]

Unusual info about your favorite superheroes – [Gunaxin]

How nice of Kate Upton to make another video – [Brobible]

Twelve simple hacks that will help your life – [Guyism]

Girls you wish you had now and in college – [Funtasticus]

Losing a spelling be like a boss – [Awesome Galore]

A collection of unreal pool shots – [Izismile]

Weird moments when you see someone dressed like you – [Oddee]

Click on the photo for more girls and waterguns

As the summer heat continues to pick up we’re gonna need more and more methods of cooling off.   Clearly a water gun isn’t a new thing but the technology of these things today is astounding.   And of course what’s better than a hot girl holding a water gun?  Nothing comes to mind at the moment.

The Portfolio

We all remember those chicks in high school who were just a little bit hotter than the other girls. The ones who got asked to prom as a Freshmen. The one who always had a boyfriend – who just so happened to be the Quarterback of the football team – and the ones that every dude seemed to, you know, “think about a lot.”

As we know, there’s very few ladies hotter than supermodels. But it’s pretty interesting to see what some of them looked like back in their heyday, and how they’ve grown into being the sexiest ladies on the planet.

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When looking for someone that we could spend some long night’s with, Bianca Klamt obviously comes to mind. Let’s not beat around the bush anymore though, this chick is all-world hot! The way her damn clothes hug her rockin’ bod? It’s just unreal.

After checking out these pics, we’re pretty sure you’ll find yourself creeping all over her on a Google search. Honestly, don’t worry about it though, it tends to happen with girls that look as hot as Bianca. Just make sure it doesn’t become too bad of a habit.

See more Bianca Klamt after the jump…

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Free agent outfielder Marlon Byrd has been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing positive for tamoxifen, a drug used for breast cancer treatment. Tamoxifen is on both MLB and the International Olympic Committee’s banned list because it can reduce side effects of steroid use (such as breast tissue growth) and increased testosterone production. Byrd, 34, has publicly acknowledged a post-BALCO working relationship with Victor Conte, whose California lab became the epicenter of the largest doping scandal in North American sports history.

I don’t even know where to begin on this one… First, who didn’t see this one coming. Byrd has been bragging about being homies with Victor Conte forever. I can’t figure out if this guy is as dumb as he is a sh$tty baseball player. I’m not even going to go into the fact he’s using a drug associated with breast cancer. That’s a clown move, bro.

Facebook runs our lives. Getting ready for the party of the century? Snap a pic, throw it on the ‘book, and get instant feedback on if those bracelets match that dress. Seeing your bro slurring his words and about to pass out at the bar? Film that crap and tag the hell out of him for all to see.

Just as Zuckerberg’s site let’s you tell the entire world that you’re about to take a monster piss, it also let’s you show-off why you’re one of the coolest dudes out there. We’re big on first impressions, and there aren’t any bigger ones (that’s what she said), than on Facebook.

Since your crush can only go off your profile pic from that creepy 3am Friend Request, you’ve got to do it right! Here’s how.

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