. New Mexico Woman Arrested Overdue Twilight Books |

Jun 29 2012

New Mexico Woman Jailed for Overdue ‘Twilight’ Books and DVDs

Published by at 10:00 am under Oddly Enough

A New Mexico woman was arrested and spent a night in jail for not returning the book “Twilight” and two-DVD set “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” back to the library on time.

The Albuquerque Journal reports (http://bit.ly/MY6rJW ) Lori Teel was arrested and handcuffed at her Portales home in front of her five small children earlier this month for the $36 worth of library materials not returned since 2010.

Her attorney says arrest warrants were mailed last year to an address at which Teel hadn’t lived since childhood, but Teal was arrested by officers investigating a disturbance.

This woman should have known people don’t f$ck around when it comes to ‘Twilight’. You have to bring that sh$t back a day early in most places. Team Jacob, Team the Other Guy, Team Who Gives a Sh$t. At least she can brag to her kids she spent the night in jail over this!

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