Like most people, we really enjoy going to the beach during the summer. Problem is, we also like to partake in some adult beveraging that makes us do some stupid stuff. While doing that stupid stuff, we can forget how to swim – which is never good.

Since the chance of having to be saved by someone is at an all-time high, we’re lucky to have lifeguards who are trained in case something bad should happen. While we’d prefer to be saved by someone with solid boobs, who just so happens to be a smokeshow, we typically get the creepy person. These are those people.