It’s summer, which means a lot of laying around the pool, and getting tan. Problem is, it’s always tough to decide what to wear. A simple answer would be a swimsuit, but when you’re planning on getting slammed because you’re drinking all day, it’s natural to want to stand out a little bit and do something a little different.

While it may be hilarious and well received by some, a mankini is definitely not the way to go. If you don’t embarrass yourself by showing up in one, maybe the fact your package is completely out there for all to see will do the trick. If you don’t believe us, peek your eyes on these dudes who clearly can’t pull off this look.