Vikings FB Jerome Felton was arrested over the weekend on a DWI charge in Eden Prairie, Minn.

Authorities e-mailed Judd Zulgad of 1500ESPN.com in Minneapolis to say “police responded to the McDonald’s on Prairie Center Drive at approximately 3 a.m. Saturday because of a report of an intoxicated driver waiting in the drive-thru lane.”

This actually raises an interesting argument – Why doesn’t this happen more often? How frequently do you think someone who is a little tipsy stops at McDonald’s, Taco Bell, etc after a few pops. I won’t say that I’ve done it before, but I will say that I’ve gotten my fast food on at 3 a.m. in the morning. This is like the third day in a row that something sh$tty has happened, and I’ve found a sympathetic loophole. I’m going soft in my old age.