May 03 2012
Ever look at a person and just know that you don’t like them?Â Usually this comes from some type of visual cue that will tell me not to like the person.Â Â Like if I see a giant barb wire tattoo I might be less inclined to be friendly to the person than if they didn’t have the tattoo.
But I’m not talking visual here.Â Â In this case I’m gonna talk about people that I probably wouldn’t like because of one simple reason.Â Â And that reason is pretty shallow when it comes to judging character.Â Still though, if you meet any of these eight criteria, I doubt we’ll ever be friends.
Not that you care…..
People Who Say “I’m the Kind of Person”
Anyone who tells me who they are is nothing like they say.Â Â You should show people who you are.Â You don’t need to announce it to the world.
People Who Like Cats More than Dogs
It’s a problemÂ Â These people are weird.Â I just don’t know how else to explain it.Â Â Cat people weird me out man.Â Â It’s as simple as that.
People Who Like Angelina Jolie
I mean yeah she does good for the world and all that but she’s freaky.Â She’s just plain freaky and you know deep down she’s gotta be evil.Â Â There’s just something about her that’s not right and if you’re in her camp, you’re not in mine.
Males Who Like Justin Bieber
Do I really need to explain this one?
Vegans and Vegetarians
You’re a human.Â Eat meat.Â It tastes good and it’s good for you.Â Jesus Christ mellow out will ya?Â Sure I don’t like slaughtering animals but come on.Â This is civilization.
Anyone Who Hated the Show Seinfeld
Really there are two here.Â Â Those that didn’t get Seinfeld and those that did but didn’t like the show.Â I pretty much hate both groups.Â Â How in the world could you not like that show?
People Who Don’t Think Norm McDonald Was Funny on SNL
I can see where people wouldn’t “get” his humor but these are the same types who probably wouldn’t think that Billy Madison was funny.Â And to that I say “shame on you.”
Anyone I Catch Talking or Texting on a Cell Phone While Driving
I guess this one is the least shallow of the bunch but I honestly wish these people would die.Â The only time it’s OK is if you’re at a red light.Â Even then I’m a little annoyed.
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