. Kids Get Drunk Off Hand Sanitizer |

Apr 25 2012

Kids These Days Are Getting Wasted Off Hand Sanitizer?!

Published by at 10:00 am under News

Six teenagers have ended up in San Fernando Valley emergency rooms recently with symptoms of alcohol poisoning. But the illicit alcohol didn’t come from their parents’ liquor cabinets or from illegally purchased beers. These teens got drunk — and dangerously ill — drinking hand sanitizer.

They’re not drinking the gel straight from the dispenser. Some of the teens reportedly used salt to isolate the ethyl alcohol in the disinfectant, turning the gel into a shot of something like liquor; others go online to find distillation instructions. Since most hand sanitizers are 62 percent to 65 percent ethyl alcohol, the drink distilled from it can be as high as 120 proof. (In contrast, a standard shot of vodka is about 40 percent alcohol, or 80 proof.)

My my my have times changed. When I was a kid I was into sports and hanging out with my bros. Today’s kids are getting banged up off hand sanitizer and having butt-sex. It’s frightening to think how this could get possibly worse.


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