Apr 24 2012
A sex tape featuring former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has surfaced, according to TMZ. Grainy footage of the 58-year-old getting dressed with a naked, unidentified brunette lying on the bed was shown to the website. In the clip, Hogan sports a thong-shaped tan line and pulls off his shirt to inform his female friend, who is not his ex-wife, Linda Hogan, or his current wife, Jennifer McDaniel, that he started working out again. The tape is currently being shopped, according to Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, who confirms he was approached with the tape by a third party, but did not say if he or anyone else had made an offer to purchase the tape.
Strike 1 – Hogan sports a thong-shaped tan line. Strike 2 – Hogan “informs” his lady friend he started working out again. Must I keep going…. Strike 3 – A guy we all grew up admiring. A guy that inspired millions…. Is now in a sex tape rocking a thong-shaped tan line, talking about how he’s working out. This is worse than finding out Barney isn’t a real dinosaur. This is worse than finding out Santa Claus isn’t real. Just wait kids… in 20 years you’re going to see Barney in a fetish sex tape. What the f$ck is wrong with this world?
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