Apr 12 2012
Former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino and his mistress exchanged more than 4,300 text messages and nearly 300 phone calls over the past seven months â€” on game days, before dawn and even as the police report that hastened his downfall was being released to the public, according to a review of his business cellphone records by The Associated Press. The messages, among some 300 pages of records released under a Freedom of Information Act request, appear to include picture and video files, though there was no way to verify the content. But the records clearly show a married father of four in frequent contact with Jessica Dorrell, a 25-year-old former Razorbacks volleyball player.
Do the math bro – 4,300 text messages over 7 months – that’s like 20 texts a day. Was his wife living under a rock? This situation really creeps me out for some reason and I usually have a high-tolerance for creepiness. I don’t get it. Jessica Dorrell isn’t an ugly girl. What possible good would come from banging Bobby Petrino? Did she want to be the first ever woman head football coach? I just don’t get it, but I do get that Petrino, especially in that picture, creeps me the f$ck out.
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