Toolbags: We all know ‘em, try hard not to act like ‘em, and hope that no one thinks that we actually are one of them. They’re such an unfortunate species, as they probably have the potential to be somewhat cool, but try so hard to be, that they just kill any of their cred.

Although there isn’t a proper way to ever tell anyone they look like a complete douche – unless you want to get your head smashed in – we can only offer examples from a distance. Hence, this gallery of the biggest toolbags you’ll ever see. And yes girls, this includes you too!