Apr 03 2012
Everyone wants to be the life of the party, but it’s not always possible to separate being the cool guy, and the guy who’s annoying as all hell. It’s a pure art knowing how and when to do things when a bunch of people are around.
But as everyone knows, on of the quickest ways to be “the man” within seconds of walking through the door is to bring the goods, and let everyone else come flock! We’re not telling you to supply everything for the fiesta, but if you want to not only get this one going, but also have a “FREE Admission” ticket for all future parties, than we’d suggest focusing on some of these things.
The one thing party people love more than sex is food. It’s almost impossible for everyone to get laid, so you might as well give them the next best thing – at least in their minds. Show up with buffalo wings or a Taco Bell 12 Pack, and you’ll have everyone getting in your pants…. which is pretty sick considering the grub you brought along.
2. Jello Shots
Just like Bill Cosby said, everyone loves Jell-O, so bring out the inner kid in everyone by adding a little alcohol to get them going. Teach them to lick and not to pick, and you’ll be everyone’s best friend… which hopefully includes that hot brunette standing in the corner.
3. Crazy Shades
Who invented swag? You did. It may be midnight, but add a little mystery to your wardrobe by strutting in with some shades to get everyone noticing you. Own it, and you’ll look good. Waver in any way, and you’ll be known as the boner with shades on at night. No one wants that, so get their attention the right way.
What is it exactly? It’s the feeling you get when everyone jumps on their feet, and the room gets a little louder once you finally get there. Channel the spirit of Ke$ha and live by these words, “The party don’t start til I walk in.” Now go out and show them what they’ve been waiting for.
5. A Slutty Girl Friend
If you’re hoping to get some ass, there’s nothing better than bringing along a hot wingman, that just so happens to be one of the sexiest chicks in the room. Yes, you can let your friend approach every girl for you, while she catches the attention of other dudes in order to eliminate your competition.
6. Celtics or Lakers Aparrel
Either you absolutely hate the teams, or just kind’ve like the way a certain hat looks,. Chances are you’ll find yourself in some random argument if you decide to wear something from either of these teams. Where that ends? Hopefully anything but a fight. But one thing’s for sure, it gets people talking, so get your sh*t right!
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