How the hell do we get rid of this guy? Seriously. Let’s tell him that there’s a team in Outer Mongolia that wants to sign him. He just won’t go away! Here’s his latest:

As we all know Magic Johnson’s group bought the Dodgers… Here’s the first piece of good news – Jose wants in!

@MagicJohnson congrats on buying dodgers need a 1b or pinch hitter of the bench? Will play for free. Will donate salary charity

Dude, you sound like a loser. Just let it go. Go work at a Gold’s Gym or something. It’s over bro. You’ve ruined your life, now move on. Guys who f#cked up this bad back in the day got exiled forever. Can we bring back exiling people? Good heavens.