Mar 16 2012
Just the other day I read a pretty funny piece from the fellas at Guyism about internal questions women have that men don’t.Â Â One of the examples I liked was “do I look slutty in this outfit?”Â Â I’m quite certain men don’t get these feelings.Â And that’s the point.Â Â The questions really seem to pertain to one sex.
So I decided to go the other route.Â And while there are easily hundreds of these, I managed to settle on seven questions that men say to themselves that women more than likely don’t…..
Could I beat this guy up?
Every guy in the universe always sizes himself up against everyone in the room.Â It’s just our nature.Â Â And for some reason we always want to know whether or not we could take them in a fight.
Could I pull off a fart right now?
At least once a day we’re in a situation where we need to fart in public and we weigh our options on whether or not to pull the trigger.Â Â Women will always hold it in.
How easy could I pull off a robbery or murder in here?
Put it this way.Â Crime.Â Â Crime is one of those funny things we always think about.Â From something as small as shoplifting to murdering a bank teller.Â Â It just pops into our heads.
Would I have a chance at banging that chick?
Sex is obviously always on the brain so it’s natural for us to look at a very hot woman and assess whether or not we’d have a chance to sleep with her.
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