Rod Stewart

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find some woman I really don’t like and just give her a house.”

Woody Allen

“I’m not affraid of dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens”

Walt Disney

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

Johnny Depp

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.”

Stephen King

“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity.  Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”