Feb 22 2012
Some of the stuff that comes out of the mouths of celebrities is classic. Granted some of the stuff that came out of that crazy guy in your fraternity’s mouth was also classic. But we tend to forget about those people.
So instead I figured that every once in a while I’d provide you guys with some great quotes that celebrities have made at one point or another in their careers. Quotes that some could only make because of their celebrity status.
And some quotes that are poignant but funny. Just enjoy the quotes. Thanks….
“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.”
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
“When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: ‘Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work’.”
“I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.”
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