We haven’t been to an amusement park in about eight years, but we know it’s imperative to hit every single roller coaster five times when there. Given the opportunity, riding 70 miles per hour, with your stomach in knots, is the perfect way to spend a day.

You may act like you’re Mister Tough Guy, but let’s be honest – you’re scared out of your mind. If the clenching of the bar and screaming don’t give it away, remember that there’s always the picture to prove how scared you really were. If you can actually handle it, well do something funny and smile for the camera!

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We took Italian in college, and though we don’t remember much, we do know that “La vita e bella” means “Life is beautiful” in Italian. After staring at Elisabetta Gregoraci for the past 30 minutes, we can see why Italians believe it’s true.

This model and TV personality has pretty much made a living for being hot, and showing it off to as many people as possible… and we’re really happy she decided to do so.

See more Elisabetta after the jump…

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A rumor that Sanaa Lathan was messing with Kobe Bryant while he and Vanessa were married, prompted the “Disappearing Acts” actress to respond to the media. She tweeted a short but direct message to her followers saying..

“Anybody who pays attention knows I’m not his type… Blank stare. #blackgirlsrock #dontbelievethelies.”

She added that the NBA star would never date her because she was black. Now she’s been apologizing to everyone and their mother for making that comment. Sweetheart, you have nothing to apologize for… Sometimes the truth hurts. If anyone deserves to be put in their place it’s Kobe Bryant. In defense of Kobe, he can date whoever he wants, and I am getting a sense of bitterness from Ms. Lathan on the fact Kobe has no love for black chicks. Kobe linking up with a white chick is about as sure of a thing as there ever was..

By the title of this post, you’d think we’re raging alcoholics who can’t enjoy people’s company without a Jack on the rocks in our hands. Although you’re partially right, we tend to think of ourselves as veteran social drinkers.

We’ve all been in that awful position when we make a commitment to go somewhere, and within five minutes we really regret the decision. It’s not even that a drink’s necessary to help get through it, it’s that a drink’s necessary because it’d make it a ton more fun. It’d loosen up the people you’re talking with, which would make it a lot less boring.

Since we can hardly get through a 30-minute TV show without making a drinking game out of it, here’s a couple other places it’s definitely better not being sober at.

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I should have known that the Time Supper Club was in Montreal.  No wonder they throw such kick ass parties with amazing girls.   I think most recently Brody Jenner had some party there.   The place is notorious for celebrity parties and who knows what else.

One thing I do know is that it seems these guys only let fine women in at the door.   If that’s not their policy then they must be the luckiest club in the entire world.

Check out some of the clientele after the jump….

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This is an article we did back in 2010 and it definitely still applies today.

It happens to all of us but we just don’t realize it. Your sense of smell happens to be one of,  if not the greatest senses we have.  Did you know that it induces memory more than any other sense? It’s really a powerful thing.  Even more than site or hearing.    It’s no wonder when you smell stale beer you think of college right?

Have you ever found yourself “resmelling” stuff? Like even if the smell isn’t that good? For whatever reason we tend to do this quite often and I for one have thought of five things that we always seem to smell again no matter what they smell like.

Check them out after the jump

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Click on the photo for 15 hot athletes coasting on old photoshoots

You’ve probably perused your share of “hot athlete” lists over the last decade. And if you have, surely you’ve noticed that the same photos have been appearing over and over again, without fail. It’s annoying and, more importantly, it’s deceptive.

The Madness

Internet memes that will baffle future historians – [Cracked]

Tennis players who dance before a match – [Unathletic]

Guy gets his ass kicked by a television – [TC Mag]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A wonderful place for geeks to play – [Majorgeeks]

Watch this incredible 100 yard goal in soccer – [Brobible]

A nice childish article about the fun facts of farts – [Gunaxin]

Resumes that will inspire you to get that job – [Nedhardy]

Some of the latest goings on in Hollywood – [Bullz-Eye]

Cool cars that have faces – [Izismile]

A bunch of pretty cool predictions for this year -  [Linkiest]

A funny gallery of pug dogs wearing silly hats – [Cityrag]

Aubrey O’Day has a wild new look that we love – [Heyman Hustle]

Mars Hummer is definitely a reason to get up – [Don Chavez]

Five lies you have told your student loan officer – [Holytaco]

The sexiest moments in recent advertising history – [The Smoking Jacket]

Imagine you were living with a pet lion – [The Chive]

It’s been a while since we linked to these guys – [FHM]

It’s not so much the sign that’s funny as much as there is some girl who looks pretty skanky standing in front of it.  The timing couldn’t have been any better.

Then again she might be doing this on purpose which speaks even more volumes to the skank factor.   Anyway, it’s funny and enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Click on the photo for more of Maryna Linchuk

Maryna is just another in yet a very long line of amazingly hot Victoria’s secret models.  I have no clue what this outfit is all about but most importantly the main piece of dress on here is a slim fitting bikini.   I always have faith in Victoria’s Secret to do what’s in the best interest of the male audience.

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