Jan 23 2012
Essentially the title of this article all comes down to one thing: patience. You see it’s my belief that men can do anything women can do. And vice versa for the most part. There are certain physical things that neither sex will ever be capable of that makes the whole “we can do what you can do” argument invalid.
However, let’s get back to patience. As men evolve they are simply too impatient to want to deal with all of the crap that women seem to enjoy dealing with. Now, this is certainly generalizing so all you manly women out there please don’t get offended.
But there are certain things that women are inherently better at doing that men secretly wish they could do but can’t because of their impatience.
Here are five such things…..
When you really get down to it, cooking is a matter of following instructions and having the patience to do so. I mean if you read from a book and do it right, it’s very hard to screw things up. Of course there are some people who are simply morons and don’t listen to a word people say. That’s not the point. The point is that most men would rather put something in the microwave and call it a day.
Put Together a Great Outfit
If it takes me longer than 5 minutes to put on an outfit then I know I’m doing something wrong. Either that or I’ll get extremely pissed off. However I know that if I took 45 minutes to look at all my clothes I could probably come up with some good stuff every day. Fact is, I just don’t care. Secretly I want to care, but I just don’t.
Properly Groom Themselves
Yeah I know how to shave and how to brush my teeth. Yes I know how to take a shower. But do I buy all those great smell moisturizers and lotions and stuff? Nope. Do I brush my hair 100 times a night? Nope. But you think I don’t want to smell that way and look fantastic? I just don’t have the courage to go to the store, buy all those products and take the time to groom myself the way a lady does.
Save Money on Shopping
When I go to a store I just want to get the hell out of there. I don’t care about coupons or any of that crap. Fact is my wife probably saves a good thousand dollars on stuff every year. I just don’t have the patience for it. Then again, she doesn’t recognize that I saved over 150K when I refinanced our house. Go figure.
Invest like a Woman
Look it up anywhere and statistics will tell you that women are better investors. Why? It’s simple. One. They are more patient and two, look at things way more carefully. Women care more about the long term and that’s a mentality all men should embrace. Trading is fun but it also turns your mind into mush. Plus the odds are incredibly against you if you want to trade.
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