Jan 11 2012
There are some laws that will simply never get passed in this country. And for the most part, these laws won’t get passed not because they will make our country better but because they will interfere with critical financial responsibilities. It’s a sad truth but it’s a truth nonetheless.
I mean think about smoking. You think that industry would ever get shut down even though our country and everyone on the planet knows that cigarettes are bad for you? I mean when you look at it like a simpleton it makes zero sense that something that dangerous would be legal and yet people are puffing it up all the time.
I’m not trying to write an essay or preach here. I don’t want to get into a 6 page long discussion on this. I’m just saying I think there are certain laws we could have in this country that would simplify things and make our society run a bit more smoothly.
Here are four that come to mind….
There Should be a Law on Who Gets to be a Parent
I guess you could say something similar to the whole one per couple law they have in China. But this isn’t an issue of overcrowding. This is an issue of many people, in face most people in this country not being fit to be parents. Most people are idiots and the fact that you can just have a baby with no consequence is very hard for me to swallow. There should be a series of tests, interviews, screens, to determine whether a couple or person is fit to be a parent. Then and only then can they get a license which would allow them to start trying to get pregnant. Call it survival of the fittest pregnancy program. It would take about 20 years for our country to genetically shape up.
A REAL tried and true Texting in a Car Law
Yeah sure we have laws against texting in cars but come on. Are they really enforced? I mean think about how many people DON’T get caught texting or talking on their phones in the car. Personally I think there should be some sort of tracking or camera in a car that shows the driver and as soon as the person is caught texting, the authorities are notified and a very heavy fine is imposed. There has to be an auto way of doing this. Depending on the cops seeing this on the road is totally useless.
National Healthcare Program
I don’t want to get all political here. In fact this article is more speculation and hope than anything else. However, being a self employed individual who pays for his own healthcare, I do think a nationalized system of healthcare where every person is entitled to receiving healthcare would be a step in the right direction for our country. Again, I’m not laying out the actual plan here. Just saying we should all have it.
Outrageous Fines for Small Offenses
This is just in general. The issue here is that I think the country would lose critical money needed from the morons of our country for continuously doing things like park illegally or jaywalk. But imagine the fines for these offenses were like $10,000. You think we’d be seeing as much law breaking? Or how about Chris Rock’s idea of charging people over $1000 per bullet if they choose to have a gun? You think there’d be as much gun use? Think about it.
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