Let’s all just take a minute, stand-up, and applaud the creation of porn. Without it, we don’t know how we would’ve made it through our teenage years. It’s provided us sex ed, sex tips, and more importantly, well… you know.

But just because we love it so much, doesn’t mean we have the good fortunes to watch our favorite actresses grow old (not that we’d want to). Since the lifespan in porn is similar to that of a pro athlete’s, here’s how their career path typically goes.

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It’s not Valentine’s Day yet.   Hell we’re not even at Christmas or New Year’s.   But you know something?  There’s never a bad time to display a bunch of sexy women wearing pink.

Honestly I have no reason for this gallery other than who cares?  There never needs to be a reason.   That’s what so joyous about beautiful women.  They need no rhyme or reason.  They just need to be attractive.

And with that, here are sexy girls wearing pink after the jump…..

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Here we go again.  Everyone is gearing up for New Year’s.   Why?  Why oh why are we getting so jazzed up about one day?   I get it.  I understand that it’s a New Year.  It’s a new chance for us to reflect on our lives and think about how we can better ourselves in the coming year.  Sure, fine.  Let’s do that!  I’m happy about that part.  We should all be reflecting every single year.

And I’m glad that it’s a day off for the work force.  Well, this year it’ll be a Monday but still, it’s cool.   But man oh man.  Just because it’s the first day of the New Year do we really have to make such a big deal out of it?   Hell I could pick any day of the year to be my new year.

So finally, I’ve decided that I’m staying in this New Year’s.   Here’s five reasons why…..

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Click on the photo for more of Marloes Horst

If there’s one thing to be grateful for at this time of year its’ most certainly the sexy ladies.   And Marloes Horst is no exception.   Fact is, I never heard of this blond beauty before and now I’m quite happy that I have.   In fact so happy that I’m sharing with you a fabulous lingerie gallery of this spectacular creature.

The Wash

Eight discoveries people sort of stumbled into – [Cracked]

A Gallery of heartwarming athlete mugshots – [Unathletic]

An amazing knockout with a somersault kick – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out Alice in Wonderland on drugs – [Attworld]

Eva Ward and Nadia Forde model lingerie in some place – [Flisted]

Twenty five of the hottest NBA fan photos – [Bleacherreport]

Stop motion made with Google Maps street view – [Nedhardy]

Incredible videos of bulls dominating humans – [The Smoking Jacket]

Ten of the worst muppets of all time – [Gunaxin]

Check out the latest rumblings in Hollywood – [Bullz-Eye]

How not to decorate for Christmas – [Holytaco]

The top fifty pictures of the week – [Izismile]

Banned advertisements featuring Lucy Pinder – [TC Mag]

Celebrities don’t look that good like this – [Celebslam]

My favorite picture of Rachel Bilson – [Cityrag]

The kinds of girls you wish you had – [Funtasticus]

Celebrities you never guessed used to be on SNL – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for hotties rocking T-Shirts

This is what I like about the men’s magazines out there like Maxim and FHM.  Simple stuff.   They get like 1000s of submissions of random hot girls posing in really sexy shirts.  Simple, easy, hot.   That’s really all you need to carry you in the evening, whatever that means.

The Portfolio

They stink. They’re usually drunk. They’re annoying as all hell. Say what you want about homeless people, but they can be pretty clever – which actually leads us to give them money.

We may not be able to help them all, but we can make them famous on the internet! If you see these guys, hopefully their wittiness is enough to get a dime out of you.

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What is it with the Shaik last name that produces mega-hotties? First you’ve got Irina Shayk, now you’ve got an unrelated chick named Shanina Shaik that’s almost just as hot! (Okay, so they’re not spelled the same, but close enough, right?)

Besides being hot, Shanina is famous for her time on the show “Make Me a Supermodel,” which she obviously has proven she can be. Thanks to both girls for satisfying our needs.

See more Shanina after the jump…

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Get your baby oil and tissues ready! The cast of “Jersey Shore” is back. MTV has released the eagerly-awaited first trailer for the fifth season of the MTV hit show, returning Snooki and Co. to a more familiar situation — their regular stomping grounds of Seaside Heights. The two-minute trailer is chock full of tantalizing teases about what’s in store for fans of MTV’s highest-rated show, including a drunk Snooki going to the bathroom in the backyard and the emotional departure of long-time mainstay Vinny.

It’s never going to end. It’s time to accept it. This is allegedly the last season of ‘The Jersey Shore’, but after this we get spinoff shows for damn near every cast member. Good for them I suppose. I mean these individuals have made millions of dollars with zero talent. I think if you’re not a big fan of ‘The Jersey Shore’ you’ve got about 5-10 years before you are totally rid of them.  Sad, but true.

We mean this in the nicest way possible – celebrities that suck, please stop. You’re causing all of us pain, but for some reason, you continue to get facetime. You’ve torchered us enough with your 15 minutes, and now we’re asking politely that you get yourself a real gig that will take you out of the public eye.

We know that there’s plenty of candidates for this uncoveted distinction, but for those who find themselves on our list, we really hope you take our suggestion and just fade away.

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