Denny’s — which bills itself as “America’s diner” — isn’t just open on Christmas Day, it’s up to its rafters in customers. It turns out that Dec. 25 is one of the busiest days of the year at its 1,600-plus restaurants. In some locations, customers have to stand in line for a table, and the waits can be long. Employees are running at top speed.

Denny’s eh? No kidding. I guess I can feel that. I can’t say that I’m a Denny’s frequenter but they have some good sh$t there. This is by far the worst from the Denny’s VP on their employees…

“The feeling that they get to serve people on Christmas Day is special to them, believe it or not. A lot of our staff members consider their customers to be family, and they tell us there’s something special about working that day.”

HAHA! Yeah right dude. Your employees are cursing you out like a mofo for being known as the “restaurant that is ALWAYS open” I’m in for a Grand Slam Breakfast next year on Christmas Day. Who’s with me? (crickets)

Living with your parents isn’t exactly a magnet for girls to fall all over you. We get it. But what chicks might not understand is that shacking-up at the ol’ folks place can actually have its benefits.

While home for the holidays, we realized it’s like staying in a damn five star hotel. Towels laid out on the bed, free food at your disposal, and don’t forget about the fact you don’t have roommates on top of you like in the 1000 sq. foot apartment you’re sharing.

We’re not advising getting too comfortable kickin’ it on the couch, but if you need to demote yourself to still being “their baby boy,” then you might as well make the most of it.

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If there’s one thing I hate about being in the Northeast it’s this time of year.   The weather isn’t quite in the teens yet but all of us know it’s on the horizon…which sucks.   Granted I love seeing cute girls in sweaters and stuff like that, I’d still rather catch them in a bikini.

Speaking of which.  Yeah, it’d be nice to venture out to California this time of year.  Just last month there was a bikini contest held in San Lorenzo.  It sure as hell made me want to be in warm weather.

Check out the pics after the jump….

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There’s a big difference between a website you go to just to check stuff out and a website that you actually “use.”  And by use I mean work with in some capacity.   It could mean uploading certain photos.  It might mean managing your finances.   The point is that the website is more than just a simple entertainment portal.  It’s a part of your life.

I use a ton of websites.   I would estimate that I probably use over 25 websites on a daily basis.   But if I had to rank them, here are the seven websites I used most in 2011…..

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Click on the photo for more of Nicolette Shea

“I have a new passion for self-expression, and I love art,” says Nicolette Shea. “I would love to keep creating art, travel and write about it. I want to help others and be free!”  Look Nicolette.  We don’t care what you do as long as you keep that sexy body looking as good as it does.   We’re all for free expression here.

The Madness

Stunning revelations an idiot has about running – [Cracked]

Five athletes and the women they like to date – [Unathletic]

Reasons that women should never get plastic surgery – [Guyism]

When you need some great celebrity stuff – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

The news anchor fail compilation of 2011 – [Brobible]

Megan Fox assumes the position – [Hollywood Tuna]

Funny looking dogman enjoys his cheesy snacks – [FHM]

Leilani Dowding is why I love Miami – [Maxim]

Awesome pictures of kids crying on Santa’s lap – [Don Chavez]

Interesting pictures of Vancouver in the 60s – [Nedhardy]

Definitely my favorite picture of the day – [Cityrag]

Can Facebook get you a job? – [Funtasticus]

An incredible Hollywood prop warehouse – [Izismile]

The robot every teenage boy needs – [Heavy]

Teresa Moore is so hot it’s really not fair – [Brosome]

Simple steps on how to get your dream job – [Gunaxin]

Men think about sex less than you think – [Holytaco]

The 8 dumbest choreographed dances of all time – [COED Magazine]

Hope you’re enjoy the day.  We’ll be back tomorrow.

If you’re telling me you wouldn’t want a ride like this then you’re 100% lying.   And I’m pretty certain that if Chester Cheetah had his way, this is the vehicle he’d be rolling in as well.

At least I now have a new goal in life.   To pimp out my Honda Accord to look like this.

Click on the photo for more Russian Bikini Car Wash Girls

You’ve seen some of our car wash galleries.  I’m sure you’ve enjoyed these galleries.  Now we take you to another country that has embraced the sexy car wash:  Russia.   For just a nickel you can get some fancy bikini wearing girls spraying each other up with water.  OK it’s more than a nickel but whatever.

The Portfolio

It’s that time of year again – when kids hope for snow days for the chance to make some snowmen. But who are we kidding? A boring old round guy is the last thing we want to see. Give us something with a little personal touch, something that will make us laugh, and something that looks like this snowman acts!

For all those creative enough to think of something we never want to see melt, these snowmen are for you!

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