It’s absolutely insane looking at Lauren Bennett. Want to know how we found out about her? Our damn roommate had to (luckily) tell us about creeping on her after seeing her in the LMFAO video.

Let’s take a second to think about that. If it weren’t for our roommate who keeps it real by watching MTV Jams, we’d have no clue about one this Brit singing sensation. I guess we’ll let him take the last slice for his generosity.

Check out more Lauren after the jump…

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White Castle, a 90-year-old hamburger chain known for its square “slider” burgers, is sipping on the idea of offering alcoholic beverages as it tests beer and wine sales at a restaurant in Indiana. The food famously craved by stoners in the 2004 movie “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” can be had with a glass of wine or a domestic or seasonal beer at a Lafayette, Ind., restaurant that fuses a conventional White Castle with a new concept for the company called Blaze Modern BBQ. Wine costs $4.50 and beers start at $3.

I thought this was a great idea until I read this article. Is White Castle retarded? They’re selling wine with those little sh$tty burgers? Well, let me rephrase that; their burgers are awesome, but they aren’t something I want to eat with a fine seasonal beer. When I saw the headline I thought Natty Light, Vladimir Vodka… Imagine how awesome Harold & Kumar would have been if at the end they were toasting two wine glasses filled with Merlot. Come on White Castle, you have to be more self-aware. Stick to the basics.

We’ve all been there. Catch a Happy Hour for a “couple drinks,” yet we find ourselves strolling home at 4am, chowing on Totino’s Pizza Rolls, and trying to remember to set our alarm for work the next day.

Hangover’s suck. Having to go into work the next day with one blows even more. You can probably get away with low-functioning for a couple hours, or maybe even napping in your cubicle, but a couple jobs are deadly to go to hungover – and these are them!

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Do I really have to go over this again?  Probably not but I will anyway.   Girls with guns?  We love it.   Girls wearing guys clothes?  We love it.  Seeing a female with any kind of “masculine” prop is mouth watering.

And by mouth watering I mean only if the girl is attractive.  Simple enough right?  Absolutely.

So without further explanation, here are some hot girls with guitars….

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Let’s get something straight.  I’m not advocating lying in a relationship in a larger sense.   For example, I’ve told my wife every single detail about my past sex life.  I’ve told her about my love for porn.  Essentially all the “big ones” have been covered.   Also, I happen to have a very open communicative relationship as well.  So again, trust is huge.   Here I’m talking about little things that if left unsaid or altered will save a potentially annoying and unnecessary altercation.

Allow me to elaborate by sharing with you three three types of white lies that are important for us men to tell in a relationship….

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Click on the photo for the 20 hottest pics of Ana Serradilla

You’ve got to hand it to Mexico.  Not only do they have some of the most delicious food on the planet, but they employ a seemingly endless number of gorgeous actresses.  Take for instance, Ana Serradilla.  She is yet another in a long line of hotties that dramatizes like crazy but looks so hot while doing it.

The Tips

Five reasons why money can buy happiness – [Cracked]

A collection of really odd MMA Knockouts – [Unathletic]

Alessia Piovan is my new favorite hottie – [Celebslam]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

Rickie Lee Coulter is insanely hot, wow – [Hollywoodtuna]

When random girls wear denim I get a little funny – [Flisted]

A practical guide to writing like Bill Simmons – [The Smoking Jacket]

She’s the sexy voice behind some of those video games – [Maxim]

People sending in some of their best strike pictures – [FHM]

Natalia Belova knows how to wear lingerie – [Don Chavez]

The 66 sexiest celebs  to take it off for Playboy – [Guyism]

Forty pictures of the Simpsons couch gag – [Gunaxin]

Alessandra Ambrosio is definitely all woman – [Heyman Hustle]

Ten inspiring quotes from Michael Jordan – [Nedhardy]

A bunch of really funny movie food photoshops – [Cityrag]

Funny pictures of people on roller coasters – [Funtasticus]

Child stars who used to be obnoxious – [Izismile]

25 of the most awesome giant movie monsters – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s amazing that if you stop and look around you can spot an attractive female just about anywhere.  It’s both awesome and really frustrating at the same time.  You think they should be locked up in some secret place somewhere and yet they’re right in front of you and you can’t have them.   Forget it, I’m just staying inside with my porn from now on.

The Portfolio

Ink can be pretty dope, but if you get the wrong one, it kind of takes away the badassery. We can handle the tramp stamps and the barbed wires – I guess? But we can’t do the unicorns or misspelled ones.

For all those thinking about what to get permanently on their bods, here’s 12 reasons you may want to spend a little more time pondering the right one.

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We’d really like to think there’s normal girls that look like Chelsea Salmon – but the truth is, there’s not. Since we’ve just broken our own hearts, the closest we’ll get are these sexy pics.

After being named as a Ford model and snagging a role in Entourage, we’ve quickly become fans of all things lame in order to sneak a peak at her.

See more pics after the jump…

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