The holidays might as well be called the Drunk-idays, because we seem to drink ourselves into oblivion over the course of the next month. As Holiday parties pretty much come up every other night, there’s no denying sucking back on the good stuff.

Just like us, Santa never seems to hold himself back from throwing down. And since the Big Guy likes to give, we figured we’d return the favor with a couple our favorite drunk Santas to tis the season… to be hammered.

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If there was ever a doubt what the country of Romania produces, one look at Inna Elena should give you a solid answer. Known for her singing career (and revealing britches), we’d buy her album just to stare at the cover all night.

We’re not sure if Romania’s pretty or not, but if it’s anywhere close to as gorgeous as she is, than we may just find some time to make it over.

Check out more of Inna after the jump….

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How do you police a road that has no speed limit? Why with an insanely fast car of course. This is an Autobahn police car that’s a modified Audi, and if it needs to, it can catch up to anything it needs to. Word has it that it has nitrous tanks as well for that extra boost.

But if there’s no speed limit, why would they need to police the road at all? I guess if someone’s running from the cops for an actual crime I suppose.

If this isn’t the number one holiday gift idea, then someone invented a Time Machine before last minute shopping ended. There is absolutely nothing that says “I love you” better then getting your significant other a Personalized Rubik’s Cube. It’s the gift that keeps giving.

I don’t get why people want cars, appliances, or even gift cards. That sh$t is lame. The only problem with a Personalized Rubik’s Cube holiday gift is…. if you give it to someone of my intelligence, I will never see my girlfriends face intact again on that thing.

If you think that the internet was invented so we could all communicate better and do business faster and such, you are wrong. It is for videos like this, where a dog can have a human body and be hilarious.

It’s a funny short clip that I’m still scratching my head about five minutes later. You just have to see it for yourself.

The cheerleading in Mexico is more or less the same as what we have here only a few elements are changed.   The first one is that the outfits are slightly racier than the ones our American girls have.  And two?  These girls seem to act way more pornstar like.   I’m serious.

There’s a lot more teasing and bending over type stuff.  It’s almost like these girls are auditioning for a part or something.  My only desire at this point is to go see these girls live.

But until then, here are the pictures….

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Perhaps it’s because I’m getting older.   Perhaps it’s because I’m less tolerant of other people.  Whatever it is, for some reason I’m just not into going out to particular venues anymore.   Granted the older I get the more I realize I do need get out and enjoy life as much as possible.  But how one enjoys life can be complicated.

For me?  I can’t stand human beings so it really has to be as controlled an environment as possible.  Plus I really want the chance to be around good friends and family.  Also, I’d like to be able to hear myself think and speak.

So yeah, it’s safe to say that live concerts don’t help much.  Here are five reasons I’m lessening on the concert scene…

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Click on the photo for more of Morgan Reese

You’ll want to pay plenty of attention to Morgan’s photos and videos, beginning with these SFW pics from her Cyber Girl of the Week and Cyber Girl of the Month shoots.  Then see everything—127 new pics, four videos and a bonus 1080p HD video—in the Cyber Club.  You know, there’s a lot of this girl out there…

The Funbag

The most poorly thought out attempts at insurance fraud – [Cracked]

Baseball bats don’t get any more badass than this – [Unathletic]

When you need dorky stuff in your life – [Majorgeeks]

The nine hairstyles that Asians have – [Viraltoob]

When it’s time for celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the coolest surfing records ever – [Attuworld]

Shay Maria is always so dirty looking, I Love it – [Flisted]

Nothing wrong with a little Miranda Kerr – [Don Chavez]

The latest goings on in Hollywood – [Bullz-Eye]

Invaluable Pieces of Wisdom from Confucius – [Nedhardy]

Some of the hottest chicks for 2012 – [Cityrag]

Anything with Jessica Jane Clement works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Nothing’s more fun than a bunch of cute animals – [Funtasticus]

When cheerleaders get caught off guard – [Gunaxin]

25 of the craziest board game tattoos – [Holytaco]

The best photos from the 2012 Victoria’s Secret show – [Pickmeupnews]

Rachelle Leah looks hot with a gun – [Maxim]

A bunch of dangerous stunts gone wrong – [Izismile]

Click on the photo for more of Coco on the Beach

How funny would it be if the roles were reversed?  Like what if it were dudes who got to stroll around, party, look good, and get paid for it.  I mean I can’t think of one thing that Coco does other than please my eyes.   Seriously.  Well I guess it’s worth it.  Here’s some photos of her strutting her stuff at the beach.

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