I’m not quite sure that they’ll get me to buy their products but that doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate these guys for who they are.  Axe has got always something new and different for us dudes so I kind of have to pay attention to this year’s surprises.

This year they came up with something called Axe Celebrations which is  is a Facebook application which allows you to send special messages to friends.  Users can choose to receive the message at any time, or send messages to their friends on the days that they want to celebrate throughout the year.  Users only need to install the application on their Facebook profiles, and allow the app functionalities to be able to send a message to any of their friends.

Look.  The bottom line is that you know that with AXE, hot ladies are going to be involved so this one’s a no brainer folks.   I don’t download too many apps but I’m gonna give this one a spin.

They form shadows.  They form lines.   They form this little protected area that male eyes do their best to take down.   It’s amazing what two mounts of fatty tissue can do to us.   For the purposes of this article, they form a little thing called cleavage.

And that little thing can literally make or break a career, it can start a relationship, make guys jealous, make women horny, make women scream, and about 6000 other things.   That little tiny region means oh so much.

And here’s a little gallery of said region….

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The weather is getting cold.   It’s a harsh reality that happens every single year.  And every single year I bitch and complain about it.   Why I still live in the Northeast is beyond me but I suppose family is important.  I mean, I guess.   Sorry guys, just kidding.  You mean the world to me!

But instead of bitching and moaning about it this year, I’d like to try and keep an open mind.   While for the most part I’d say summer is ten times better than the winter, I will admit there are some things to like about the cold.

Here are seven that come to mind….

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Click on the photo for 25 candidates to be the next Kim Kardashian

Would you like to make $17 million dollars on a wedding only to have the marriage last 73 days? Are you “saucy” enough to have a ridiculous reality show? Do people actively question “what you do?” Are you only interested in dating athletes? Do you have a noticeable physical feature—big butts are great!—that attracts the male population?  If so, you could be the next Kim Kardashian!

The Funbag

Seven ways cellphones screw with your body and mind – [Cracked]

Admit it, Tim Tebow looks like a werewolf – [Unathletic]

When you need your geek fill go here – [Majorgeeks]

Some of the best and wonderful pics of 2011 – [Totallycoolpix]

Celebrity cleavage and other fun stuff – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Some of the wackiest stories of the day – [Attuworld]

A beautiful collection of Google Street View photos – [Nedhardy]

Say it ain’t so and keep those bombs Sophia – [Celebslam]

The latest goings on in Hollywood right here – [Bullz-Eye]

Rhian Sugden is easily one of my favorite babes – [Gunaxin]

Nina Agdal wears lingerie better than anyone – [TC Mag]

The 2011 Rally Car Crash competition – [College Humor]

Some of the hottest chicks you’ll never get again – [Funtasticus]

Do you realize how hot Natalia Cruze is? – [Heyman Hustle]

A flashback gallery of Paris Hilton – [Cityrag]

Check out this pet labrador versus a herd of deer – [FHM]

Thankfully I now know who Rachel Nichols is – [Maxim]

Rachel Uchitel looks like a beach babe – [Don Chavez]

25 of the creepiest sex advice books – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for a bunch of random hotties

I love the random hottie collection.  Some women you can tell are models and then there are some that you’ll see in your local pub.   And it’s those girls that keep you hoping every day.  They keep you wondering “what if?”   Well, keep dreaming folks.  Perhaps one day those dreams will come true.  For now, check out these amazing random hotties.

The Portfolio

There are gifts, and then there are really crappy gifts. It’s inevitable to get things that we’ll absolutely never use, but that doesn’t stop the ones we love from trying to stuff them down our throats.

Look Mom and Dad, just because you read somewhere that this is the “It gift” for this year, doesn’t mean we want it. Isn’t there a reason we make Christmas lists to begin with? But since it’ll happen regardless, here are a couple presents we can only hope don’t have your name on them under the tree.

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As a writer it’s our “duty” to give you info on the girls we show-off. But do you really care that we don’t know much about Chloe Pridham? Probably not – and either do we.

All we know is she’s a hot lingerie model, since we have the photographic proof. Other than that, we just know she’s a London broad, which makes us irate that a girl like this is a complete unknown to Brit’s.

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Joan Rivers couldn’t be happier her daughter is dating the god of sex tapes Steve Hirsch — telling TMZ Live, Melissa Rivers and her new XXX man are a perfect fit in more ways than one. Joan tells us, not only is Steve crazy about Melissa “He makes a great living … and he’s Jewish.” But Melissa, who hooked up with Steve through a friend, isn’t the only one reaping the benefits of her new relationship. Joan adds,

“I’m 78 years old and now I get a discount on lubricant.”

Dude…. Dude…. the thought of Joan Rivers and lube seriously makes me want to vomit. Joan Rivers is one of the scariest creatures on the planet right now. 99% of parents would not approve their child bringing home a porn star. Furthermore, 99.9% of parents would not cite THAT as a perk for dating a porn star. I want to think about Joan Rivers’ plastic surgeried up body using lube like I want to keep hearing about Tim Tebow.

Admit it, you’ve been there before. You randomly meet a hot chick, and use either your trusty iPhone app to search for her on “the ‘book,” or try to remember every detail necessary in order to do the same thing in the privacy of your own home.

We don’t blame you – there’s a sense of acceptable voyeurism about having the ability to flip through a girl’s photos, find out if she’s truly single, and make snap-judgements without them ever knowing. Problem is – it’s creepy as hell; and just because everyone does it, doesn’t make it any less weird.

The trick is not getting caught, so follow these rules in order to maintain your social (and not digital) standing.

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